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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's filtering through a latticework of hexagonal, crystal formations on the surface of a comet, casting a kaleidoscope of colors on the dark, icy ground. The air's crisp, with a scent like burned ozone and gasoline, and the sky's a deep shade of indigo. Iridium-plated, solar sails seem to be pulling the comet towards a distant, swirling wormhole that's pulsating with a rhythmic, bass hum. For some reason, the comet's gravity is somehow tied to the value of the Dogecoin cryptocurrency – whenever it dips, I stumble, and whenever it surges, I get lifted off the ground.