The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a massive, half-disassembled Large Hadron Collider is sprawled out across a vast, empty parking lot under a starry night sky, the sound of creaking metal and the occasional burst of electricity filling the air. Shrink-wrapped packs of "NFT Fuel"-branded energy drinks are somehow reconstituting themselves out of the broken asphalt, like, in sync with the hum of the collider's magnets. The air is charged with electricity and smells of ozone-free dry air, the only light coming from the soft glow of LED warning strips lining the collider's components. A Stake post projected onto a nearby concrete pylon reads "BITCOIN TO $1,000,000".