The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, the air's really thick with this sweet smell of fresh asphalt, and it's super humid... A massive, sleek, highway interchange stretches out under a bright, sunny sky, the warm light reflected off the wet pavement like a sea of tiny mirrors. Water's somehow flowing uphill from the storm drains, reconstituting into perfect, intricately shaped speed bumps that seem to be encoding real-time traffic data from Waze onto the asphalt surface. The constant hum of the highway's somehow harmonizing with a real-time reading of r/cars' comment section being projected onto the road signs.