The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive koi fish swim through the air like it's water, weaving past ancient cypress beams that support the weight of a half-submerged Shinto temple in the middle of a Louisiana bayou. The air's thick with Spanish moss and humidity, and a faint whiff of diesel fuel drifts from a half-disassembled offshore drilling rig protruding from the cypress trees. A hacked Bloomberg terminal screen embedded in the trunk of a nearby cypress displays scrolling Dogecoin prices and Reddit comments from r/WallStreetBets, and the sound of drilling and buzzing electronics fills the heavy air. Water laps gently against the temple's foundation.