The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive crystal formations jut out of the ground in every direction, reflecting the light from a setting sun. Umm, the air's thick with this weird, electric charge, and it smells like ozone-free laundry detergent... somehow. Like, there's a giant, 3D-printed Dogecoin logo buried up to its neck in the crystal formations, and water's pooling around its base, reflecting the scrolling memes from r/dankmemes displayed on a nearby LCD screen that's somehow embedded in a crystal. The sound of gently buzzing electronics and chirping cicadas is filling the air.