The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: The air's thick with incense in this abandoned Shaolin temple, somehow half-buried in the rust-red soil of a barren, alien landscape. Umm, a bunch of ancient, intricately carved stone pedestals are holding these still-smoldering, ceremonial urns – the scent's kinda overpowering, like. Outside, through the broken walls, a massive, stationary whirlwind's visible on the horizon, its center perfectly still, despite the intense winds whipping up dust devils everywhere else. The sun's in the early afternoon position, beating down with an intense, bluish-white light that's somehow not reflecting off the surrounding soil.