The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, there's this giant, industrial-sized bread slicer sitting alone in the middle of a vast, dry lakebed, the pale morning sun reflecting off its metal surface. Umm, the air's super still with a faint smell of dust, judging by the absolute lack of clouds in the sky. Water's somehow continuously seeping out of the bread slicer and then flowing upward, back into the slicer in an endless loop. In the distance, I hear the sound of gentle thunder, despite the complete absence of any storm clouds.