DX01: SINGULARITY 20593
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's reflecting off a giant, metallic sculpture of a Klein bottle in the center of a deserted, outdoor amphitheater, somehow warping the surrounding space so that the nearby /r/cryptocurrency-branded hot tub appears to be simultaneously above and below the sculpture. Water's flowing upwards from the bottom of the hot tub, creating this slow, syrupy waterfall that's somehow defying gravity and flowing into the Klein bottle, which is making the air around it seem to ripple and distort. The smell of ozone and chlorine's thick in the air, and I can hear the hum of Ethereum mining rigs operating in the background. The sky's a clear blue, with the sun directly overhead.
