The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant, crystalline formation is taking over the interior of a sunken research vessel, its facets reflecting the faint glow of Ethereum-branded underwater drones hovering outside the portholes. Uh, water's seeping in through the rusting hull, creating this slow, syrupy waterfall that's somehow defying gravity and flowing upwards into the crystal, like, feeding it or something. The air's thick with the smell of saltwater and burnt electronics, and you can hear the hum of /r/cryptocurrency-branded equipment still operating in the background, somehow. The ship's wheel is now a solid block of ASCII art Pepe faces.