The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's blasting through the shattered dome of a huge, underwater observatory, illuminating a /r/cryptocurrency-branded submersible that's somehow lodged in the skeleton of a massive, fossilized whale. The air's thick with the smell of saltwater and burnt electronics as the submersible's Ethereum mining rigs spin lazily, surrounded by a swarm of pulsing, bioluminescent jellyfish. Like, water's flowing upwards from the seafloor, into the observatory's broken windows, and then back out again in a weird, perpetual loop. The ASCII art Pepe face etched into the whale's skull seems to be staring straight at the Bitcoin-branded squid crawling across the observatory's console.