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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's blasting through a cracked, stained-glass ceiling above, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across a massive, abandoned waterpark. Water's somehow flowing upwards from the drains and back into the twisting slides, creating a weird, perpetual loop as Ethereum-branded pool noodles and /r/cryptocurrency-tagged inflatable rafts bob around, pulled by some unseen force. Like, the air's thick with the smell of mildew and chlorine, and the sound of ASCII art, somehow encoded into the water features, is vibrating through the entire park. Pepe's face, made of twisted pool tile, stares down from the bottom of the main pool.