The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Sunlight's blasting through a gaping hole in the side of a massive, abandoned research submarine, illuminating a cluttered control room filled with /r/cryptocurrency-branded computer screens and Ethereum mining rigs. Like, water's somehow flowing upwards from the floor, filling a series of giant reservoirs etched with ASCII art of Pepe, while the air's thick with the smell of saltwater and burnt electronics. The submarine's walls are creaking and groaning under the pressure of the surrounding water, but somehow, a perfectly detailed replica of a SpaceX Starship is hovering in the center of the room without touching anything.