The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dried seaweed's hanging off the seats of a hundred ancient, rusty school buses, all stacked haphazardly inside this enormous, hollow cave. Like, the air's heavy with the stench of saltwater and smoke, and a thin layer of iridescent sludge coats everything, including the buses, which are somehow still operational and idling, their exhaust pipes coughing out an endless stream of rainbow-colored smoke that's just kinda... pooling at the ceiling. Outside, a pale afternoon sun's hanging just above the cave entrance, casting an orange glow over everything. A massive, crystal NFTbongo sticker's etched into the cave wall.