The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dried seaweed and gasoline smells are hanging heavy in the air. A beat-up, old Toyota Land Cruiser is somehow half-buried in a massive chunk of what looks like broken, porous Styrofoam... that's just, like, suspended a couple stories above a churning, sludgy tar pit. Late afternoon sunlight is casting an orange glow on everything, illuminating the steady stream of crystal formations spreading out from the tar like tendrils, each one perfectly reflecting the image of a rare "NFTbongo" meme sticker plastered on the Land Cruiser's side. The air is perfectly still.