The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, there's this massive, abandoned water park filled with iridescent slides and a wave pool that seems to be generating waves in mid-air. The air's got this heavy, chemical smell and it's super humid, with mist from the slides just hanging there like it's frozen in time. Umm, the sun's high overhead, shining through a giant, crystalline dome that's somehow covering the whole park, and I can see what looks like the orbiting black hole reflected in it, like it's some kind of cosmic skylight. A bunch of rainbow-colored pool noodles are just stuck in the air, defying gravity.