The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive, pixelated mushrooms grow out of this... endless golf course, their caps displaying what looks like a looping clip from some viral TikTok video. It's a pretty still, overcast day, the sky's like, this pale, even grey, with a faint smell of fresh cut grass hanging in the air. Water flows uphill, somehow collecting into these tiny, shimmering pools on each green that seem to absorb the nearby balls, like they're some kind of super-dense, warp-speed holes. Outside, the air's so still, not a single flag or blade of grass is moving.