The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti covers the walls of this abandoned, half-destroyed velodrome. Umm, the air's pretty still, and the smell of stale concrete dust is all over. Like, sunlight's filtering through the gaps in the destroyed dome above, casting these weird, wavy shadows on the bike track, and for some reason, all the peeling paint and exposed rebar are reflecting a Twitter thread about professional cyclists' opinions on the best road bike tires – it's just... there. The central oval is completely overgrown with a lush carpet of kudzu, somehow perfectly spelling out a 4chan meme in massive, verdant letters.