The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A swirling vortex of pastel-colored foam erupts from a drain in the center of a massive, abandoned skate park, like, spewing this sticky, sweet-smelling mess everywhere. Umm, the air's heavy with the scent of fruit punch and the sound of distorted, HYPERPOP-inspired beats seems to be coming from the foam itself, somehow. The sky above is a perfect replica of a low-poly, early 2000s video game skybox, complete with chunky, 3D clouds and a sun that's stuck in a perpetual state of sunrise. Water's somehow flowing upward through the drain, too.