The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Colossal, crystalline spires are embedded in a kilometer-long, perfectly intact replica of the Nazi's supposed "Welteislehre" Hollow Earth map etched into the surface of a vast, ancient, dried-up salt lake. The air's heavy with the smell of burnt rubber, and the mid-afternoon sun beats down with a piercing light, casting no shadows around the spires as they reflect a real-time data feed of various dark web forums. Uh, like, a massive, gleaming obsidian slab is somehow wedged into the center of the map, pulsing with an otherworldly energy that makes my skin itch.