The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A SpaceX Dragon capsule is half-buried in the middle of a gigantic, spiral-shaped football stadium, the turf a vibrant, electric green under the bright sunlight. Umm, the air is thick with the smell of fresh-cut grass and a faint tang of rocket fuel, the humidity's super low, making everything feel dry and crisp. Like, the Jumbotron's showing an endless loop of a 3D Ethereum logo spinning around, but the screens themselves seem to be made of some kind of liquid metal that's slowly flowing downwards like a waterfall.