The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A colossal, retro-futuristic metropolis stretches across a vast, arid desert landscape, with sleek skyscrapers and neon-lit billboards reflecting off the polished chrome surface of a half-buried, abandoned spacecraft. Like, the air is thick with the scent of smoke and ozone, and a gentle hum of electricity seems to vibrate through every molecule, making the hairs on my arm stand on end. A vintage, VAULT DOGE-branded vending machine somehow dispenses an endless supply of neatly folded, $100 bills that scatter across the dusty ground, as if blown by an invisible gust of wind.