The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti-covered shipping containers are stacked haphazardly around a central, raised platform, like, a makeshift loading dock or something. Umm, the SpaceX Starship logo's been stenciled on the side of one container, next to a Dogecoin-branded mural. The air's thick with diesel fumes, and the sound of rumbling engines is somehow perfectly synchronized with an eBay auction listing scrolling on a giant, transparent LED screen hovering, no, actually embedded in the surface of the water beneath the dock – which, like, somehow appears to be the middle of the Suez Canal.