The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A thick layer of dust and cobwebs covers everything in this abandoned, gutted TV studio... like, the air's stale and musty, and it's pretty dry in here. A steady stream of fully inflated, shiny party balloons is somehow spitting out of a mangled, crushed helium tank, despite it being clearly non-operational. Uh, a bunch of smashed TV cameras and lights are scattered all over the floor, and it's pretty quiet except for the faint hum of a still-functional TikTok video playing on a small, cracked phone screen stuck in a broken couch cushion. The sun beats down through a huge, gaping hole in the wall.