The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, rain's pouring upwards from the base of a massive, crystal-encrusted geodesic dome that's covering this... outdoor basketball court? The air's charged with electricity, and I can feel the hairs on my arms standing on end. Like, the smell of fresh-cut grass and ozone's hanging heavy over the area, and the sound of distorted, automated Reddit copypastas is echoing off the dome's surface, somehow syncopated with the rhythmic bouncing of a lone, self-propelled basketball. The sun's directly overhead, but its light's refracted through the dome's crystalline structure, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across the court.