The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rain's pouring down the sleek, black surface of a massive, abandoned maglev train, somehow beached on the edge of a vast, sandy dune field. Like, the air's charged with an electric tension, the smell of wet sand and ozone hanging heavy over the scene, while a thin layer of iridescent, oil-slick colors shimmers across the sand itself, as if infused with microscopic fragments of cryptocurrency-themed trading cards. Water's pooling around the train's wheels, slowly reconstituting into hundreds of small, intact Dogecoin logos that are just... sitting there. Uh, sunlight's breaking through the rain clouds in the distance.