The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sprawling, semi-abandoned water park's lazy river is slowly circulating murky water around an artificial island. Uh, there's this huge, cryptocurrency-themed waterslide that somehow merges into a functioning, exposed Bitcoin mining rig, like, without any apparent transition. The air's pretty humid and still, with a strong chlorine smell and the sun's reflecting off the surface of the water, casting an intense glare over everything. The slide's somehow depositing used graphics cards into a nearby dumpster, like it's just part of its normal operation.