The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tons of old DVDs and VCDs are scattered all over a massive, seemingly abandoned water park... like, the air's thick with the smell of chlorine and the sound of gently lapping water echoes off the slides. Water is perpetually flowing upwards from the pools into a giant, flamingo-shaped fountain, despite it being, like, totally still and unmoving. The sky above is a bright, sunny yellow, with a massive, hovering contrail shaped exactly like the Mona Lisa just chillin' in the air, completely unaffected by the wind.