The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tendrils of thick, grayish vines cover an ancient, weathered Buddha statue, like they're slowly devouring it... The statue appears to be situated in the center of a massive, rotating storm system, its calm eye providing a tranquil atmosphere in stark contrast to the chaos swirling around it. The air is heavy with the smell of wet earth and ozone, and uh, there's this intense, crackling energy emanating from the statue that makes my skin tingle. The Buddha's eyes are somehow watching a loop of the old-school MTV screensaver from, like, the 90s.