The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant, indoor water park's somehow merged with a vast, arid desert, like, the dry sand's spilling over the edge of the wave pool and into the parking lot. Umm, palm trees are growing straight up out of the sand-covered water slides, their leaves rustling softly in the still air, and the smell of chlorine and saltwater's mingling with the dry, dusty air. The sun's beating down directly overhead, casting a harsh, unforgiving light over everything, and for some reason, the entire park's somehow been perfectly preserved inside a sealed, glass-walled cube suspended high above the desert floor.