The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, iridescent stalactites hang from the cave ceiling, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across the walls. Umm, the air's super humid, and I can smell the earthy scent of damp soil. A perfectly intact, life-size replica of the 'Distracted Boyfriend' stock photo somehow formed out of the cave's natural rock formations, with the people staring at... like, a giant, crystalline egg that's pulsing with a soft blue light. The sound of dripping water echoes through the cave, and I can feel a low hum vibrating through the ground beneath my feet.