The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A colossal, metallic, rust-red tunnel stretches out into the distance, the air inside thick with the smell of smoke and burned wiring. Like, it's super humid and the air's charged with static electricity, making my skin prickle. Umm, a scale replica of the Reddit alien somehow merged with the tunnel's metal latticework, its eyes pulsating with a soft orange glow that casts eerie shadows on the walls. A low hum is vibrating through the ground, roughly in sync with the distant thrum of a helicopter.