The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, crystalline shards burst out of a ravaged, suburban street like... umm, icebergs from the pavement, refracting the pale morning sunlight into a thousand tiny rainbows. The air's charged with static electricity and smells like burned plastic and freshly cut grass, with a distant whiff of smoke. A perfectly intact, life-size replica of Grumpy Cat somehow naturally formed out of the shattered concrete, gazing unimpressed at the sky. It's eerily still, the only sound being a low hum that's vibrating through the ground beneath my feet, roughly in sync with the faint thrum of a helicopter hovering somewhere above the fog-shrouded horizon.