The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, mangled remains of what looks like a Bitcoin mining rig lie scattered all over a barren, dusty asteroid surface, sunlight harshly illuminating the wreckage. Like, a partially destroyed flatscreen display somehow still works, broadcasting a YouTube video of a Sekiro speedrun, comments popping up in real-time from ethereum_slayer2000 despite us being literally in outer space. Air's thin, with a metallic tang, and there's an eerie stillness to the whole scene, the only sound being a gentle creaking of twisted metal debris. A rusted-out spacecraft looms in the distance, a bloody Bitcoin logo smeared across its hull.