The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's filtering through a mangled heap of Tesla car parts and shattered solar panels, like, on the edge of a massive impact crater. The air's thick with the smell of ozone and burned rubber, and it's eerily still, no wind at all. A bunch of cryptocurrency mining rigs are somehow operational, submerged in a pool of liquid methane, at the crater's center, while a Twitter livestream of Elon Musk's tweets is projected onto the crater wall, showing his plans for terraforming Mars. The sky above is a deep shade of crimson, and there's a massive, frozen waterfall of oil cascading into the crater.