The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, the pale yellow sunlight is reflecting off a vast expanse of glossy, black obsidian, stretching as far as the eye can see, interrupted only by jagged chunks of pumice rock and half-buried skeletons of old, smashed laptops. A super loud, ASMR whispering's coming from the... cracks in the obsidian, somehow, while air molecules seem to be getting rearranged around the rocks, forming miniature whirlpools that suck up nearby dust particles. Uh, in the distance, I see the silvery glow of a somehow perfectly preserved, half-submerged SpaceX Starship prototype, partially buried under volcanic ash.