The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Mangled machinery and crushed eBay-branded boxes litter a dry, barren asteroid crater. Uh, somehow a twisted mass of discarded motherboards and GPUs is forming a sort of metallic, robotic arm that's wrapped around a still-operational Pepe-branded satellite dish, beaming forth a scrolling feed of /r/piracy threads discussing cryptocurrency's impact on the black market. The air is vacuum-still and the sun hangs low in the horizon, casting a faint glow across the wreckage as a chunk of the asteroid's surface inexplicably displays a real-time Ethereum price ticker in ASCII art.