DX01: SINGULARITY 16981
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A Pepe-branded pinball machine lies smashed in a sea of shredded motherboard components and cryptocurrency price tickers on the surface of a polluted, partially frozen swamp, like, the air's heavy with the stench of gasoline and ozone-free air freshener. The sky above is a sickly shade of yellow, with the sun hanging low in the horizon, casting an eerie glow across the wreckage as an LCD screen lodged in a nearby cypress stump displays a scrolling feed of /r/piracy threads and YouTube tutorials on cryptocurrency trading. Uh, the still-operational pinball machine's flippers are somehow reattaching themselves as I watch. Water droplets on the machine's surface are inexplicably displaying real-time Dogecoin prices in ASCII art.
