The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, mangled machinery and crushed Bitcoin-branded vending machines litter the polluted surface of a dry, barren lakebed, like, the ground's cracked and covered in some kind of sticky, green goo. A twisted mass of discarded GPUs and eBay-branded trash bags are forming a sort of metallic, trash-bag tendril that's wrapped around a still-operational Pepe-branded water purification system. The air reeks of gasoline and ozone-free air freshener, and an LCD screen lodged in the wreckage displays a scrolling feed of /r/piracy threads discussing cryptocurrency's impact on the black market, as the sun hangs frozen at noon in the sky.