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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A crushed Bitcoin-branded motorcycle lies mangled in the wreckage of a decaying, abandoned theme restaurant shaped like a giant mushroom. Like, the air inside reeks of gasoline, stale beer, and rotten fries, as an LCD screen embedded in the mushroom's cap displays a scrolling feed of /r/piracy threads and Rarible marketplace listings. Uh, the humidity in here's insane, and there's water dripping everywhere, but somehow a mass of discarded GPUs and eBay-branded trash bags is slowly repairing the motorcycle, reattaching the wheels and rewiring the engine as I watch. The LCD screen just flashed a "Crypto for Dummies" tutorial on YouTube.