The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, mangled Ethereum-branded mining rigs litter the seafloor of a dark, polluted ocean trench. Like, somehow a twisted mass of discarded GPUs and eBay-branded trash bags are forming a sort of biomechanical tendril that's wrapped around a still-operational Pepe-branded underwater laboratory. The water reeks of diesel fuel and ozone-free air freshener as an LCD screen lodged in the lab's entrance displays a scrolling feed of /r/piracy threads and cryptocurrency trading tutorials, casting a faint glow across the surrounding wreckage. A Bitcoin-branded submersible lies crushed in the distance, its propellers tangled with twisted metal debris.