The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's streaming through a grimy, bullet-shattered windshield of a semi-truck somehow lodged in the branches of a giant, living baobab tree... bioluminescent fish are swimming through the truck's gas tank, phasing through the rusty metal like it's nothing, and for some reason, the fish are leaving perfect, miniature replicas of Reddit comments in the condensation on the truck's dashboard as they swim by. The air's thick with the stench of rotting gasoline and ozone. A mangled, overheating Ethereum mining rig's still running in the truck's cargo hold, spewing out a stream of burning circuits and shredded wires.