The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Blood-soaked VHS tapes are somehow sprouting from the cracked, salt-encrusted floor of an abandoned, subterranean salt mine, the air's thick with the smell of rot and salt. Uh, like, a partially disassembled cryptocurrency mining rig just keeps reassembling itself, its fans blowing hot air through the dark, damp tunnels as the sound of /biz/ threads scrolling by echoes through the cavern. Flickering fluorescent lights cast eerie shadows on the walls as an intense electric charge crackles through the air. Ethereum block numbers just keep appearing, carved into the salt deposits like they're being etched by an invisible hand.