The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, thick vines with razor-sharp thorns are covering the entire exterior of a half-buried, ancient Mayan-style temple. Like, a weird symbol etched into the stone is pulsating this bright, iridescent light that's casting no shadows, despite the scorching sun beating down overhead. Air's heavy with the scent of ozone-free rain and... a Reddit alien mascot's just chillin' at the temple entrance, somehow sipping on a Starbucks coffee without, uh, hands. The stillness is freaky – not even a single bird's chirping.