The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, crystalline shards are erupting from a massive, still-frozen impact crater on what looks like a distant, desolate moon. The sky's pitch black above, but it's illuminated by this eerie, pulsing light emanating from a sprawling network of what appears to be fiber optic cables, snaking out of the crater's rocky surface like... they're alive or something. Air's cold and vacuum-still, and there's no smell at all, which is really freaking me out. A Reddit-style alien mascot appears to be etched into the side of the crater, in like, letters 10 stories high.