The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gutted, decaying spacecraft crash debris litters a swampy, polluted lake's surface. Umm, thin tendrils of fiber-optic material stretch from the wreckage to a nearby, half-submerged data center, its LED lights pulsing in sync with a muffled livestream of Ethereum gas prices echoing through the thick, humid air. Like, the lake's water is infested with millions of pulsing, bioluminescent fish that somehow spell out "ethereum's revenge" in shifting, cursive patterns on the lake's surface, while a low-pressure storm system brews on the horizon, its thunder perfectly in sync with the livestream's audio.