The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: There's this massive, ornate cathedral with a stained glass ceiling that seems to be filtering in the pale blue light from outside, casting a mosaic of cryptocurrency logos across the stone floor. Umm, it smells kinda like old incense, but the air's also charged with this weird, static electricity that's making the nearby candelabras flicker in sync with a perpetual Vine loop of a burning Lamborghini projected onto the altar. It's eerily still in here, with the only sound being a low hum coming from these ancient, levitating reliquaries suspended above the pews, somehow displaying the entirety of the Cicada 3301 cryptogram.