The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti tags are covering this massive, abandoned water park's slides and wave pool. Umm, air's thick with the smell of rotting food and stagnating water, and it's so humid my clothes are sticking to my skin. The sky above is a massive, scrolling Reddit thread – comments, memes, and all – perfectly rendered as if the sky itself was a high-res screen. A gutted, flaming Tesla Model S is somehow still doing laps around the lazy river.