The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a ravaged Ethereum mining rig lies smoldering at the edge of a sprawling, gore-soaked abbatoir, the walls smeared with rotting animal entrails. Schools of bioluminescent flies buzz through the humid air thick with the stench of decay and ozone-free air freshener, their glowing bodies illuminating pixelated 4chan thread projections that slide across the blood-stained equipment. The late afternoon sun beats down, baking the dry earth as a crystalline salt crystal formation encases a partially disassembled ASIC miner, somehow generating an earsplitting, pulsating hum that's making my skin crawl. The air's electric with anticipation.