The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, ancient Sumerian ziggurats are overgrown with this weird, neon-colored ivy that's emitting a gentle hum, like... a bunch of phone chargers buzzing in unison. The air's really thick and heavy with the smell of ozone and burnt offerings. Uh, above, this perfect, 3D replica of the Reddit ' loading' animation is embedded in the clouds, just kinda stuck there, as if it's part of the atmosphere now. And somehow, the entire Tigris River is just... flowing straight upwards, defying gravity, into the heart of the central ziggurat, with no apparent source or explanation.