The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a massive crystal-encrusted monolith is rising from the center of this vast, abandoned parking garage, illuminated by a perpetual twilight filtering through the entrance ramps. The air's pretty thick with the smell of gasoline and exhaust fumes, and it's humid, with mist dripping off the crystals. Iridescent birds with weird, glitching feathers are perched on the monolith's ledges, watching a scrolling feed of 4chan memes displayed on a giant, wraparound LCD screen that somehow perfectly wraps around the entire structure without any visible seams. The monolith is somehow casting a shadow that's six seconds ahead of its actual position.